Short - Loud - Wrong

Songbook

Our Colorful Songs

We are not outright opposing singing on the hash, but we are very aware of the dangers of wasting valuable drinking time caused by excessive singing.
The following songs are all first-strophy-only approved.

The Meanest

He’s the meanest,
He sucks the horse’s penis.
He’s the meanest.
He’s the horse’s ass.
Ever since he found it
All he does is pound it.
He’s the meanest.
He’s the horse’s ass.
Drink it down down down down…

Publicly Shot

He ought to be publicly pissed on.
He ought to be publicly shot -
Bang! Bang!
He ought to be tied to a shithouse
And left there to fester and rot.
Bang! Bang!
Drink it down down down down…

His One Skin

His one skin hangs down to his two skin
His two skin hangs down to his three
His three skin hangs down to his foreskin
His foreskin hangs down to his knee
So roll back, roll back
Roll back my foreskin for me, for me
Roll back, roll back
Roll back my foreskin for me
Drink it down down down down…

True Blue

He’s true blue!
He’s a hasher thru and thru.
He’s a hasher so they say.
Tried to go to heaven but he went the other way.
Drink it down down down down…

Beautiful

Why was she born so beautiful?
Why was she born at all?
She’s no fuckin’ use to anyone,
She’s no fuckin’ use at all.
Drink it down down down down…

Your Song

This is your down down song
It won’t take very long.
Drink it down down down down…

Flat Chested

She’s alright, she’s alright,
She’s a little flat chested but she’s alright.
Drink it down down down down…

The Auto-Eroticist

What a wank, what a wank, what a wank wank wank
What a wank, what a wank, what a wank wank wank
What a wank, what a wank, what a wank wank wank
What a wank, what a wank wank wank!
Drink it down down down down…

The Gourmet

If your girlfriend tastes like shit, roll her over,
If your girlfriend tastes like shit, roll her over,
If your girlfriend tastes like shit, its her asshole not her clit,
If your girlfriend tastes like shit, roll her over.
Drink it down down down down…
Hunan Hash